That’s why it is so puzzling that I’m having such a tough time deciding what to be for Halloween this year. Several years back I sported this sexy nurse uniform with a stethoscope and Florence Nightingale hat and all. I was “Kinky Caretaker Karith” if you will.
This past year I was a sweet little puddy-tat. I even went on live television that way (only ‘cause Rob Barlett my co-host on Imus dressed up too…Can you guess who he went as?).
But this year, I wanted to shake things up a bit. So I’m thinking, why not combine my past costume themes and be cute, sassy and a little whore-y. Which leaves only one option: A Kardashian sister. I already have the ass for it. So all I have to do is straighten my hair, get a faux baby bump, and find a really unattractive Black guy worth millions to either make a sex tape with or marry. I think I’ve found my perfect Halloween costume y’all!!! Watch out Vegas!