Speaking of men—Don’t y’all think you’re getting off the hook. I get it, you’re “MANLY” men and you’ve got hair growing out of more places than I care to think about. But I’m sorry, if when you take your shirt off it looks like you’re wearing a mohair sweater—you gots to do something about it! If you’re not sure I’m talking about you… stand shirtless in a two-way mirror. If you look like the second or third figures on the human evolution chart ixnay on the ank-top tay!
This last tip if for everybody men and women alike. You have got to take care of your toes. If you look like you should be saying “Ca-caaw Ca-caaw” instead of hello as a greeting…your feet are busted. If Jack Hanna invites you to come with him to the Tonight Show not as his guest but to perch on his shoulder … Guess what?! You NEED A PEDICURE!!!
Don’t just do if for you- do it for everyone who has to look at you. This has been a public service announcement for those who like to keep their lunch down at the beach.