I like to think I’m a pretty decisive individual. When I go out to dinner to one of my favorite restaurants it takes me around 10.7 seconds (yes I’ve clocked it) to decide what I’m going to have for dinner. When given the choice between chocolate or vanilla it’s always chocolate—unless we’re having cake and red velvet is an option. (I’m a Southern girl at heart- what do you want from me?)
That’s why it is so puzzling that I’m having such a tough time deciding what to be for Halloween this year. Several years back I sported this sexy nurse uniform with a stethoscope and Florence Nightingale hat and all. I was “Kinky Caretaker Karith” if you will.
This past year I was a sweet little puddy-tat. I even went on live television that way (only ‘cause Rob Barlett my co-host on Imus dressed up too…Can you guess who he went as?).
At night I switched it up because I was cold outside at the NYC Halloween parade. Now I may be daft in A LOT areas, but when it comes to the weather and dressing appropriately this Texas girl is one smart pussy!
But this year, I wanted to shake things up a bit. So I’m thinking, why not combine my past costume themes and be cute, sassy and a little whore-y. Which leaves only one option: A Kardashian sister. I already have the ass for it. So all I have to do is straighten my hair, get a faux baby bump, and find a really unattractive Black guy worth millions to either make a sex tape with or marry. I think I’ve found my perfect Halloween costume y’all!!! Watch out Vegas!
Karith Foster: Speaker, Humorist, Author
Karith Foster is a stand-up comedian, motivational speaker, TV & radio personality, actress, author, blogger and entrepreneur.
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