One of my favorite news stories this summer has to do with a giant wiener. A wiener so big it needs wheels and a staff. No, I’m not talking about Ron Jeremy- minds out of the gutter people! I’m talking about the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile. America’s most visible mobile member. A short while ago there was an accident. Which is bound to happen anytime you’re constantly driving a wiener in and out and out and in to several cities especially, sister cities across America. Is it ironic or fitting that this occurred in the town of Mount Pleasant? You be the judge. But like any good wiener it was covered, I mean it had protection- what I’m trying to say is they have insurance.
Which is good because I’m sure the family who’s home the Wienermobile crashed into will also need psychological counseling. I mean how well would you sleep if every time you closed your eyes you saw a 50 foot piece of flesh colored meat crashing through the sensitive warm walls of your private area??!!
I think what is most shocking about the incident is that the driver or the Wienermobile was a woman. I’m mean sure you’d expect to hear that it was a young kid right out of school being totally careless with HIS wienermobile. Driving it as fast as he could to get to his destination without regard to anyone else’s satisfaction. Parking it in any space he thought he could get in. Then leaving the next day without so much as a phone number or note- that said: “thanks for the condiments”.
I personally see this as a great lesson Ladies. That being, if you’re EVER in control of a giant wiener know the frappin’ difference between forward and reverse. It’ll save you a world of embarrassment and more importantly a pain in the ass.
Karith Foster: Speaker, Humorist, Author
Karith Foster is a stand-up comedian, motivational speaker, TV & radio personality, actress, author, blogger and entrepreneur.
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