Be You. Be Limitless. | Speaker - Humorist - Author | Karith Foster
  • Who is Karith Foster?
    • Speaker
    • Humorist
    • Author
    • Watch Now
  • Perfect or Happy
    • Book
    • Quiz
  • Booking
  • Press Kit
  • Contact
  • Inversity Solutions

Weinermobile Accident

7/21/2009

Comments

 
One of my favorite news stories this summer has to do with a giant wiener. A wiener so big it needs wheels and a staff. No, I’m not talking about Ron Jeremy- minds out of the gutter people! I’m talking about the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile. America’s most visible mobile member. A short while ago there was an accident. Which is bound to happen anytime you’re constantly driving a wiener in and out and out and in to several cities especially, sister cities across America. Is it ironic or fitting that this occurred in the town of Mount Pleasant? You be the judge. But like any good wiener it was covered, I mean it had protection- what I’m trying to say is they have insurance.

Which is good because I’m sure the family who’s home the Wienermobile crashed into will also need psychological counseling. I mean how well would you sleep if every time you closed your eyes you saw a 50 foot piece of flesh colored meat crashing through the sensitive warm walls of your private area??!!

I think what is most shocking about the incident is that the driver or the Wienermobile was a woman. I’m mean sure you’d expect to hear that it was a young kid right out of school being totally careless with HIS wienermobile. Driving it as fast as he could to get to his destination without regard to anyone else’s satisfaction. Parking it in any space he thought he could get in. Then leaving the next day without so much as a phone number or note- that said: “thanks for the condiments”.

I personally see this as a great lesson Ladies. That being, if you’re EVER in control of a giant wiener know the frappin’ difference between forward and reverse. It’ll save you a world of embarrassment and more importantly a pain in the ass.

Comments
    Picture

    Karith Foster: Speaker, Humorist, Author

    Karith Foster is a stand-up comedian, motivational speaker, TV & radio personality, actress, author, blogger and entrepreneur.

    Booking!

    Karith Foster's Topics of Laughter

    All
    Allergic To Chocolate
    American Loggers
    Asian Co-worker
    Barack Obama
    Barfight
    Black Co-worker
    Blowing A Bubble
    Carbon Footprint
    Chinese Gymnast
    Comedian Videos
    Comedic Rant
    Comedy Videos
    Corporate America
    Corporate Comedian
    Countess
    Cross Country Universal Truths
    Discovery Network
    Diversity
    Driving Etiquette
    Ellen Degeneres
    Executive Leadership Skills
    Fantasy Football
    Fantasy Politics
    Fidelity
    Finders Keepers
    Forever Young
    Garden Gnome
    Green Card
    Halloween Costumes
    Handcuff Lady
    Harry Potter
    Howard Stern
    How To Be A Successful Comedian
    Humorist
    Imus
    Inner Child
    Karaoke
    Kardashian Costume
    Karith Foster
    Las Vegas Comedy
    Latino Executive
    Madonna
    Mailing Dog Poop
    Mamafest Destiny Syndrome
    Men I Date List
    Michael Jackson
    Monogamy
    Monsters Inside Me
    Mormon
    Oxygen
    Pedicure
    PETA
    Public Restrooms
    Radio
    Respectable Comedian
    R. Kelly
    Texas Vs New York
    The Deadliest Catch
    Things Not To Say
    Tiger Woods
    Toddlers
    Vajayjay Vacation
    Vanessa Williams
    Vegetarians
    Winermobile
    Working Moms

    RSS Feed

COMMUNICATION - ACCEPTANCE - RESPECT - ENGAGEMENT

Humorist
Speaker
Author
Radio/TV Personality
Privacy Policy
Press Kit
Karith Foster | Waking Girl Web Design
  • Who is Karith Foster?
    • Speaker
    • Humorist
    • Author
    • Watch Now
  • Perfect or Happy
    • Book
    • Quiz
  • Booking
  • Press Kit
  • Contact
  • Inversity Solutions