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Mamafest Destiny

4/7/2009

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Like the rest of the world I too was in shock when I heard Madonna’s dream of adopting another child from Malawi was crushed. Crushed like the hopes and dreams of any mouse that my boyfriend Mat’s snake Herbert gets his un-hingable jaw around. What really gets me, is that this is just another case of the Black MAN keeping a wealthy white woman down. And it makes me sick! You know what else makes me sick? That people are glad Madonna was told to talk to the kenta cloth covered hand! Personally, I don’t think it’s right to gloat when a celebrity’s dreams are crushed—unless they stole something from you like a part or you know your spouse- then it’s totally cool. But what the general populous doesn’t realize is that Madonna is suffering from the latest disease to sweep through Hollywood: MDS or Mamafest Destiny Syndrome. Angelina suffers from it too. Much like Manifest Destiny- Mamafest Destiny is the unstoppable drive of “superior” white women who believe it is their God-given right and duty to go into a country take whatever they want, in this case a small child, and leave with the belief they’re making the world a better place. What else would explain these celebrities needin’ to go half-way the world, sometimes all the way around to pick up a little black or brown child… Especially when there are perfectly fine neglected kids of color right here in the good ole U. S. of A. If anything these women are being unpatriotic. If Tom Cruise can do it so can you! What, our homegrown chocolate and butterscotch orphans aren’t good enough for you ladies? Sure they may not come with a fancy accent, but I still bet you’ll need a translator the first few months they live with you. Have you ever tried to hold a conversation with a three year old who still has a bottle of blue Kool-aid hangin’ out of his mouth. Not easy. Oh, as a disclaimer, I would like to point out that MDS is not to be confused with BMDS BigMamafest Destiny Syndrome- When a large Black woman seeks world domination. BMDS is way more dangerous and affects unsuspecting children AND adults worldwide. Right now Oprah is the only known carrier of this strain, but if Tyra banks puts on another 50 pounds… well you know what that means!e of the Black MAN keeping a wealthy white woman down. And it makes me sick! You what else makes me sick? That people are glad Madonna was told to talk to the kenta cloth covered hand! Personally, I don’t think it’s right to gloat when a celebrity’s dreams are crushed—unless they stole something from you like a part or you know your spouse- then it’s totally cool. But what the general populous doesn’t realize is that Madonna is suffering from the latest disease to sweep through Hollywood: MDS or Mamafest Destiny Syndrome. Angelina suffers from it too. Much like Manifest Destiny- Mamafest Destiny is the unstoppable drive of “superior” white women who believe it is their God-given right and duty to go into a country take whatever they want, in this case a small child, and leave with the belief they’re making the world a better place.

What else would explain these celebrities needin’ to go half-way the world, sometimes all the way around to pick up a little black or brown child… Especially when there are perfectly fine neglected kids of color right here in the good ole U. S. of A. If anything these women are being unpatriotic. If Tom Cruise can do it so can you! What, our homegrown chocolate and butterscotch orphans aren’t good enough for you ladies? Sure they may not come with a fancy accent, but I still bet you’ll need a translator the first few months they live with you. Have you ever tried to hold a conversation with a three year old who still has a bottle of blue Kool-aid hangin’ out of his mouth. Not easy. Oh, as a disclaimer, I would like to point out that MDS is not to be confused with BMDS BigMamafest Destiny Syndrome- When a large Black woman seeks world domination. BMDS is way more dangerous and affects unsuspecting children AND adults worldwide. Right now Oprah is the only known carrier of this strain, but if Tyra banks puts on another 50 pounds… well you know what that means.

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